CAMERA SEES!

(to tune of “Animal Crackers in My Soup”)

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Dribbled all over, hot dog juice,

Through a hole in the package loose,

Making a mess that folks can see

Looking at the camera pointed at me!

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Cleaning it up with a napkin spare,

Hoping no one will look down there…

Got my lunch assembled now,

Hoping no one calls me a cow!

–Jonathan Caswell