CAN’T HELP IT—GOTTA STAY AWAKE!
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My counseling session today,
Suggested I move away…
From any coffee
Or caffeine after three,
Or all night I might stay awake!
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Problem is–I’m sleepy now–
Gotta a shift to get through somehow…
I will quaff
A especially topped-off
Coffee mix drawn up just now!
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It’s going in a coffee pot,
Five shots Expresso we’ve got…
Coffee with milk
Cappuccino like silk,
Four saccharin to sweeten the pot!
–Jonathan Caswell