IN A FUNK:
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The writer of limericks,
In a funk that sticks…
Him inside
An elephant’s hide,
The trunk–it feels like this!
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Blood sugar was three twenty-two,
This morning–awful but true–
To one ninety-one
When evening had come,
Would you be cranky too?
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It’s not just how he ate,
Much more figuratively on his plate…
Inspection Friday
And huge bills to pay,
Almost in a defeated state.
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It was him that was his undoing,
He’s praying for a rescuing…
Maybe a way
Through his Four-oh-one-Kay,
He could reverse his undoing!
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–Jonathan Caswell