The variously talented
“Kazooed” with trumpet lips,
For nurses walking down the hall
In timing with their hips (?)…
The tune seemed familiar
In a winsome way,
THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS
Said he when they went away!
THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS,
His favorite hooray!
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–Jonathan Caswell
A parody poem!
By the Mighty Mumford 