He thought himself that
Like a neutered cat
Till at work he looked upon a woman’s bust…
Then all neutering forgotten
and he didn’t feel so rotten
But regardless in his God he would trust!
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CHORUS:
Rumor is
Life’s a bit…
complicated right from the word “Birth”—you know!
The Lord knows we are dust
and in aging start to rust
But don’t expect our minds to say so!
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Some people say that God
Thinks humanity as odd–
Something to be cursed and swept all away!
But the Bible says–NOT TRUE–
That’s not what God will do
‘Cause the price to meet Him  Christ has paid!
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CHORUS (ABOVE)
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God sent His very son
to show how it is done
and how nothing we do gets in the way—
It takes a humble person
To accept the Lord God’s version
And take His salvation today!
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CHORUS
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God is in the form of Spirit,
Do all with ears hear it
And accept that our bodies rarely will—
So God alone
Makes a way to bring us home
If we just admit that God’s own Spirit fills!
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CHORUS
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So his view of breasts
Don’t preclude him from the Rest
Waiting for him by God’s own command!
But sensitively
No idiot he’ll be
Keeping well controlled his
Behavior as it stands!
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CHORUS
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–Jonathan Caswell
An apparent song parody of GRANDMA’S IN THE CELLAR”, at least I think so!
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