Category Archives: Caswell limericks

A LASS’ TARTAN SKIRTS!

A lass’ tartan skirts  as lifted,

Demonstrates her gifted…

Sense of style

And joyful smile,

Aye, lassie, you’re more than just gifted!

–J.E.C.

CUSTOMIZED COMPUTER SEARCH

CUSTOMIZED COMPUTER SEARCH

Coming back too many times,

Logic protocol divines…

Perhaps “we” should ask

If a certain task

Is what they had in mind.

If  a site visit repeater,

Perhaps time to take them deeper….

Find out what they’ll pay

To increase play,

While the angle of the pit goes deeper.

It was so with E-bay,

Enticing in numerous ways…

Ads everywhere

I’d look and stare,

Luring…reminding…PLEASE STAY!

–Jonathan Caswell

WOULD YOU LIKE A CABANA IN HAVANA?

WOULD YOU LIKE A CABANA IN HAVANA?

(Political/Economic opinion piece)

Presidente Obama said

Our fight with Cuba is dead…

He talked with Raul

Castro who liked it all,

But Congress doesn’t want the two in matching beds!

–Jonathan Caswell

REHABILITATION THERAPY PERSONIFIED

REHABILITATION THERAPY PERSONIFIED

Rehabilitation therapy,

Sarah and Bobbie Joe, to me…

The two that most worked

And my interest perked

To be all I could be!

–Jonathan Caswell

GALATIANS 3:28

GALATIANS 3:28

(“In Christ there is no…male or female…”)

Irregardless of “Bruce” or “caitlyn”

The same question is shaking…

Will they submit

To a God legit.

Whose existance they’re forsaking?

For once, let’s get real,

Being both sides has appeal…

Worshipping self

Never has helped

Anyone in an end-game deal.

Run yourself up a flag pole,

Is THAT HOW to make yourself whole????

Instead of being toyed,

Fill that void

With Gods Presence that’ll overflow your soul!

“In Christ there is no East or West,

In Him no North or south..”

But come into His forgiving Love

With confession of your mouth!

–Jonathan Caswell

(“If you confess your sins, He is faithful and just, and will forgive you of all unrighteousness”———-1st John 1: 9)

TORNADO WATCH–THUNDERSTORM ALLEY

TORNADO WATCH–THUNDERSTORM ALLEY

Tornado watch in thunderstorm alley,

Seems like they’re missing either side of the Valley…

Cells peter out

Losing clout,

Not taking time to shilly-shally!

–Jonathan Caswell