Category Archives: death

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

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HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

(Adult Topic)

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Become impotent

His fading manhood laments…

But what is inside?

-JEC

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Little feeling left,

No place left to vent the ache…

Must thinking change, too?

–JEC

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Engorgement all gone,

Being faithful accepts lack…

No one left to love.

–JEC

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How to love without?

Can a man still be a man”’

His woman knows that!

–JEC

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Appreciates form,

Less likely liquid lusting…

Why keep the old ways?

–JEC

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Is safer this way…

For all women that he sees,

Much less threatening!

–JEC

Power lust remains,

That…no non-phallic can cure…

Bad apples near tree.

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–Jonathan Caswell

TRIBUTE TO A ROSE

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TRIBUTE TO A ROSE

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My friend Roy Rose has passed.

Last might ended his task…

Of making

The Gospel taking

To whomever he could catch~

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His intensity aside,

Chose to in Jesus abide…

Colored by his religion

His opinion, a smigeon,

Was avoided far and wide.

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Cantankerous was he,

He and my wife never agreed…

Both hard of hearing

Arrayed in a clearing

They’d prepare for emnity!

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Old Roy Rose is gone,

I trust he hears angel somg…

He and I

Knew how to get by.

And kept our fellowship strong.

–Jonathan Caswell

NOT WORTH THE SALT

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NOT WORTH THE SALT…!

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Last week in panicked gestalt,

He ate himself sick by default…

Too much processed food

Made his breathing oclude,

In the end it wasn’t worth all that salt!

–Jonathan Caswell

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CAN’T YOU WALK STRAIGHT…YET?????

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CAN;T YOU WALK STRAIGHT…YET?????

(An amputee’s frustration)

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He thought he’d be better by now,

Not tottering like a sick cow…

The amputee

Angrily,

Hated himself  right now.

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Was writing his work epitaph

The next step on his behalf…

A frustrating deal,

The wound won’t heal

With nothing about it to laugh.

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He used to limp before,

Exhaustion would make him limp more…

Now it’s a given

Struggling living,

Walking is a greater chore.

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Discouragement isn’t cured

By increasing heartache endured…

Where can he find

Positive mind

Feeling he’s frequently skewered?

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Walking with a cane hurts,

The pain’s unbearable spurts

Catch him off guard,

The productive bard

Feels like he’s getting worse.

–Jonathan Caswell

AN ENDED ADDICTION

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AN ENDED ADDICTION

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An addiction of mine ends here,

My E-bay account is cleared…

Another “RS-1”

Is the last one won,

Toward healthier finance I’ve steered.

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Can’t give what funds bleed away,

The Lord competes with E-bay…

Wanting to tithe

Helps addictions die,

More for my Lord—oh happy day!

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This addiction from its conception

Survived by spousal deception…

I did less lying

But less self-dying,

Not willing to stand close inspection.

–Jonathan Caswell

LONE GOOSE PATROL

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LONE GOOSE PATROL

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Patrols the Lower Lot,

Searching for a spot…

Of goose laughter

Here-ever-after,

That this patrol is not.

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Humans sprayed the nest,

Stuck feathers gave him no rest…

If she were okay

They’d both fly away,,

He fears for what might be best.

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Wildlife people once

Took both of them by chance…

They were put back

Alas and alack,

Back inside the fence.

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If they had gone away,

Perhaps they’d be fine today…

With nest unglued

And good attitude,

With less conflict than today.

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–Jonathan Caswell

WILDLIFE UNWELCOME

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WILDLIFE UNWELCOME!

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It seems very queer

Not having hordes of geese here…

Nests are sprayed

For any eggs laid,

Discouraging young, I fear.

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The property seems too bare

With fewer trees and geese here…

Corporate policy

Didn’t ask me

What policy shows most we care.

—Jonathan Caswell

READY AT ANY TIME

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READY AT ANY TIME

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It’s getting late, the Master’s call

May come at any time…

The Rapture may come

To tale us to a Home sublime.

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Prophesies that need to be

Fulfilled are nearly all…

The faithful wait with arms outstretched

For our Father to tale us all!

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–Jonathan Caswell

ADDED MATERIAL

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ADDED MATERIAL

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A friend drops off today’s paper,

Some days it’s fat–others–in taper…

All that I see

Is worth it to me,

The news about a caper.

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–Jonathan Caswell

JESUS HATES…DOUBLE STANDARDS!

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JESUS HATES…DOUBLE STANDARDS!

(The Gospel of John 8:3-11)

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Christians acting more than one way,

Embarasses God today…

Not walking the talk

Makes unbelievers balk

At believing God’s Word on display.

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The Phaisees tested Christ,

The adulterous woman device…

The man on loan

Probably of their own,

Was kept from his blood sacrifice.

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Jesus Christ wrote sand and stones

To the sound of a scared woman’s moans…

He knew she sinned

While His tauntors grinned,

Thinking they had cajones.**

**(“kah-hones”)

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Christ didn’t ask “Where was the man?”

But short-circuited the plan…

Who threw the first rock

Had to take stock,

Was he a sinless man?

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–Jonathan Caswell

(An answer for a recent blogger conversation)