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As by election she’s gone,
Blog administrators move on…
Needed space
For the poet’s face,
And his wife–picnicking on the lawn!
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And which would he rather see–
Clinton or industry…?
His options voiced
And made his choice,
Mrs. Clinton, you are now “free”.
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Have you seen the poet’s new hat,
Fake beard and all of that…?
Come again
Let the images run,
And maybe in time, you’ll see that!
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–Jonathan Caswell
WANTED CLOSE COMMUNICATING!
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The problem was both had hurts,
Committed by trousers and skirts…
Commitment to trust
Gathered rust,
Both thought the other curt.
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Walls and grudges build
Despite commitments to yield…
Many a marriage
Is disparaged,
By combat in the field.
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Obvious one doesn’t understand,
The other’s health demands…
One bends over,
The other takes over
And pushes one into badlands.
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The verbose one wonders why
The silent one won’t try
to open
As they’re hoping,
To fill them in bye-and-bye.
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The silent one’s thoughts run sarcastic,
The other one listens to drastic…
And half the time
Is not so inclined,
They both fall into that basket!
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–Jonathan Caswell
EFFERDENT–IT WENT?
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The wife wanted EFFERDENT,
He wondered where it went?
Bought it and gave
It to her to save,
Its need was evident.
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He arose in the middle of the night,
Often did, to set things right…
The stuff as it were
Was hidden for sure,
Effectively out-of-sight!
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Rather than wake the lass,
He would, this once , let it pass…
Not really new
But he wanted to
Put some in with her choppers in the glass.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 