He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
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Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
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Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
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–Jonathan Caswell
❤ JOANNE ❤
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Putting it very succinctly,
Joanne in our eyes is distinctly…
A treasure to see
While we happily,
Visit her office meekly.
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In fashion that’s the best,
In professional confidence rests…
Her cheery manner
With not a complainer,
Or any of which we’ll attest!
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Blessed by her children dear,
We’re blessed by her presence here…
Those of us taken,
Loyalties unshaken
Would make our affection of her clear!
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We hope this Valentine will do,
We sure do appreciate you…!
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–Jonathan Caswell
HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU
(Adult Topic)
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Become impotent
His fading manhood laments…
But what is inside?
-JEC
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Little feeling left,
No place left to vent the ache…
Must thinking change, too?
–JEC
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Engorgement all gone,
Being faithful accepts lack…
No one left to love.
–JEC
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How to love without?
Can a man still be a man”’
His woman knows that!
–JEC
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Appreciates form,
Less likely liquid lusting…
Why keep the old ways?
–JEC
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Is safer this way…
For all women that he sees,
Much less threatening!
–JEC
Power lust remains,
That…no non-phallic can cure…
Bad apples near tree.
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–Jonathan Caswell
OF AN APPROPRIATE AGE
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Joanne, our Management helper
Is slim but tall and stacked,
The nicest personality
Which isn’t an act…
She alwats dresses nicely—
Tight short show off her curves,
This “babe” Administraror
Could get on a guy’s nerves!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 