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He calls himself “fashion poet”,

One or two others know it…

In pursuits

Avoiding lawsuits,

He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!

Him being man and all,

Must carefully judge his call…

With less passion

Than stereotypical fashion,

Not being the Beast at the ball.

Gender matters to him,

Especially if women…

They’re the kind

He most has in mind,

Do they mind if he tiptoes in?

–Jonathan Caswell



(All fictional–for fun!)

He didn’t go to church,

Alarm clock let him oin lurch…

He woke up to find

Himself half-blind,

Sleeping in the top of a birch!

His leg was really sore,

Like he’d hurt it before…

Jumping up and down

In Main Street like a clown,

Now who could ask for more?

He wanted to see “The Preach”

And see what he would teach…

But when he lay down

He couldn’t come ‘roung,

In a way that his wife could reach!

He sees people go by

That really aren’t there but why…

His current state

To halucinate,

It might not be safe to drive!

Instead of church he prayed,

A poem he then assayed…

Was it wrong

To write a Lord’s song,

Then for church be over-delayed?

–Jonathan Caswell