Category Archives: late evening haikus

EARLY SUMMER EVENING HAIKU(S)

Trees are golden-tipped,

As an orb sinks in the West…

Rivaling Fort Knox!

–J. Caswell

Heat comes none too soon,

A.C. and fans sell quickly…

Economy boost!

–J. Caswell

Black is the new style?

Colorful swimsuits dive in…

Sun tan lotion scents!

–J. Caswell

Those who must work on,

Ordering their schedules ’round…

Find peace wher they can.

–J.  Caswell

Lobster rolls, ice cream,

Fried clams and special deserts…

Delight summer days

(in New England)!

–J. Caswell

Gasoline prices,

Naturally go upward…

Response to demand!

–Jonathan Caswell

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

HARD-TO-HEAR HAIKU

(Adult Topic)

Become impotent

His fading manhood laments…

But what is inside?

-JEC

Little feeling left,

No place left to vent the ache…

Must thinking change, too?

–JEC

Engorgement all gone,

Being faithful accepts lack…

No one left to love.

–JEC

How to love without?

Can a man still be a man”’

His woman knows that!

–JEC

Appreciates form,

Less likely liquid lusting…

Why keep the old ways?

–JEC

Is safer this way…

For all women that he sees,

Much less threatening!

–JEC

Power lust remains,

That…no non-phallic can cure…

Bad apples near tree.

–Jonathan Caswell

LATE EVENING HAIKUS

LATE EVENING HAIKUS

Main gate opened wide,

So automobiles inside…

May go at shift’s end!

Wind whips around corners,

Unexpected thrilling sound

Brief time of terror!

Working evening shifts

Missing out on growing kids

Often too sleepy!

Long night of watching

Security passing time…

Fielding prank phone calls!

–Jonathan Caswell