He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
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Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
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Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
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–Jonathan Caswell
PROPER DIABETIC NUTRITION
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Shelley,my nutritionist,
So nicely blonde-hair kissed…
Took down what I’d done
And suggested some
Ways to improve the consist.
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We got along pleasantly,
The focus was mostly on me…
Serving size most
For both cook and host,
Increasing the fiber veggies!
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I’m to start a calorie count,,
And measure the eating amount…
Control intake
And have a stake,
In your own health turnabout.
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She has a husband who,
Like me, portions hard to get through…
Our male heads
Leave our wives but shreds,
That maybe the wife would eat too!
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 