He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
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Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
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Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
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–Jonathan Caswell
THE PAY DAY DIET
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No matter what may be construed,
I always can talk about food…
Pizza today
But they took it away
It’s time had elapsed—so rude!
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She abandoned her post for me
To find me something healthy…
Greens and a sub–
Now eat this, Bub–
I still wanted pizza for me!
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Got to work and took out money
To order my own pizza, honey…
A piggy for sure,
On a payday tour,
Self-denial is hard on the tummy.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 