Category Archives: passing gas

FINAL (?) COMMENTS ON A “GRIFFIN”

A mythical griffin is true

To its nature blue…

Made of rock–

Sturdy stock=–

It never  no never boo-hoos!

Unlike the “comedienne,

Who’s turned herself into “victim”…

Self responsibility

Is unconscionably,

Denied by her or him!

Now a lawyer she seeks,

Someone else must pay her lost “ekes”

She did the act–

No one “made her”, in fact–

Most of us see through her pitiful squeaks!

It’s time for this child to grow up,

As one wag said–MAN UP!…

You’ve gone too far

With behavior bizarre,

With morals you’ve proven corrupt.

(An opinion post! )

-Jonathan Caswell

SATURDAY NIGHT WORRIES

SATURDAY NIGHT WORRIES

Attending church while passing gas,

If loudly, is that not crass?…

Might be best

To take a rest,

Letting the problem pass!

Might look funny sitting outside,

The doors  letting smell ride…

Upon a breeze

(AWAY from us, please!).

Keeping my stench outside.

Am out of anti-gas, mate,

Even having some…now it’s too late…

The ordeal has begun–

I’m the guilty one–

Too much and roughage I ate!

–Jonathan Caswell