He calls himself “fashion poet”,
One or two others know it…
In pursuits
Avoiding lawsuits,
He certainly doesn’t want to blow it!
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Him being man and all,
Must carefully judge his call…
With less passion
Than stereotypical fashion,
Not being the Beast at the ball.
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Gender matters to him,
Especially if women…
They’re the kind
He most has in mind,
Do they mind if he tiptoes in?
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–Jonathan Caswell
WE REDHEADS STICK TOGETHER
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We redheads stick to gether
But no literally so…
Though some of us married gingers,
The rest of us—NO!
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I didn’t want one like my mother,
Knowing I had an anger switch too…
I went for a blonde, then a brunette
Who loves me through-and-through!
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I was rather a stinker
Toward redheaded guys like myself…
My passive-aggressive nature
Didn’t provide any help!
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The girls I wanted to chase
But my torch couldn’t be carried…
the most attractive to me
Were the ones already married! 😦
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 