Practice in city driving
Thankful sufficient timing…
Route memory
Made it easy,
Without my wife’s reminding!
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–Jonathan Caswell
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TEST AND APPROVE
TEST AND APPROVE
(The Book of Paul’s Letter to the Romans, Chapter 12: verse 2)
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Test and approve God’s will
By learning what it is (better still)…
Renew your mind
With Bible study (Christ’s mind),
God’s good and pleasing, perfect, merciful will!
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–Jonathan Caswell
SUITABLE FOR THE OCCASION
SUITABLE FOR THE OCCASION
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THREE CHEERS for the Red, White and Blue
It’s on my T-shirt, too…
I’ll gladly salute
A swimming suit
If it’s covering you!
–Jonathan Caswell
BEST REDONE
BEST REDONE!
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Security pulling its weight,
I had to re-open the gate…
So Family Goose
Wouldn’t stay on the loose,
But return to their pond estate.
–Jonathan Caswell
AQUIFER THANKS
AQUIFER THANKS
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Deep snow of which folks complained
Helped the water table more than if it rained…
Snow pack, THANKS–
Aquifer tanks–
Are full once more, not drained!
–Jonathan Caswell
BORING CAT VIDEOS?
BORING CAT VIDEOS?
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A cat video gets boring
Repeated so often you’re snoring…
Those people are cruel
Making cats sound cool.
Scampering around the flooring!
–Jonathan Caswell
MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!
MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!
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We love Mom Cat Mouse-burgers, Inc.,
She hunts her food by instinct…
Mouse-burgers stuffed
With mouse enough
Makes consuming them succinct.
–Jonathan Caswell
BEEF AND BROCCOLI–CRAB RANGOON
BEEF AND BROCCOLI–CRAB RANGOON
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Beef and broccoli, crab rangoon,
Yan’s* will bring my solace soon…
Encouragement by special treat
Something enjoyable to eat,
Helps him remember a happy tine! 🙂
–Jonathan Caswell
* Yan’s…a local Chinese restaurant that doesn’t use MSG in its cooking.
“FOREIGNERS” WELCOMED
“FOREIGNERS” WELCOMED
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He was joking with “Kamala,”a man,
About how his fat fingers can…
Miss the right keys
With nary a sneeze,
Kamala just grinned…and ran!
–Jonathan Caswell
(partially fictional—he didn’t RUN away!)
LIMERICK OF SOLACE
LIMERICK OF SOLACE
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There was a man who’d call us,
Seeking some form of solace…
He put away
More than a quart a day,
And spent a lot on mollusks.
–Jonathan Caswell
(It’s late—I’m sorry!)
By the Mighty Mumford 