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BOLOGNA, APPLES AND CHEESE

Baloney, apples and cheese,

Who would take issue with these?

From the coffee machine

I’ll pour more caffeine,

Pass that baloney slice, please?

–J.E.C.

GASSY GEESE?

GASSY GEESE?

The other day, half-frozen apples

Were taken by geese as samples…

Of food yet to eat

Perhaps as a treat,

Or for regularity ample.

I imagine, living on nuts

And birdseed, hardens their “putts”…

Some nice fruit would quicken

And stop “putts” from sticking…

Good meds with no ifs ands or buts!

If some of those apples turned

To vinegar, their going down burned…

Taking care of sore throat

Got on an ice float,

Medicinal “kick” needn’t be spurned!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell

AT THE APPLES AGAIN!

AT THE APPLES AGAIN!

 

Driving in to work today

I glanced at trees by the highway…..

Some geese were there

Enjoying the air,

Had they munched on those apples all day?

The apples had fallen aground,

The geese seemed happy they found…

This new food source

Which I’d endorse,

Their method of recycling was sound.

If some apples were in vinegar prep.,

The geese will have a “hic” in their step…

Don’t be a goose chider

If the mash turns to cider,

The poor birds need SOMETHING for pep!

The Momma goose with the broken wing,

Couldn’t fly, so missed the whole thing…

The gate was closed

As one supposed,

The day after Thanksgiving.

 

–Jonathan Caswell