Tag Archives: at home

HE WEARS HIS SHORTS AROUND HOME…

He wears his shorts at home,

No need for the public to moan…

His cellulite legs

No one begs

To see or wolf-whistle on!

–J.E.C.

NIGHT-TIME TUMMY RUMBLE

NIGHT-TIME TUMMY RUMBLE

A tumbler of water won’t do

At morning’s quarter to two…

Be it ever so humble

That tummy rumble

Needs something better from you!

–Jonathan Caswell

LATE NIGHT SNACK

LATE NIGHT SNACK

 

I got out crunchy peanut buttery

Toast before being utterly…

Famished at home

While reading a tome,

So the tummy would stop its muttering!  🙂

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE

THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE

Drove home early in the storm,

The boss wanted me safe and warm…

Took my time,

No crazies in line

And roads were in pretty good form.

At home, all spaces taken,

Parking rules forsaken…

I parked on the side

In back where I spied

A place to save my bacon.

My wife awoke from the pounding

Of our door and a shout resounding…

“Come move your car

This instant from ‘thar’,

Plowed snow all around you is mounding!”

–Jonathan Caswell