“Gap-o-sis” in women’s tops,

Might lead to man’s traffic stops…

Looks rather unkempt

Mixed motives meant,

Could be dangerous in this world!

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One is far more likely

To please if dressed nicely…

A smaller blouse

Turns you big as a house,

Some women think that they look spicy!

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If you can find the appropriate size,

Love handles won’t be aggrandized…

Assets won’t be

Squished uncomfortably,

And less likely be criticized.

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In truth some guys like that style,

For comments and wolfish smiles…

Dress appropriately–

More respectfully

We men won’t suspect your guile!

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–Jonathan Caswell

(A clothing opinion—works for too-shall guys’ shirts, too!)