AVAST, YE MATIES!!!!

He’s looking so shop-worn,

The man has not yet shorn…

His razor broke

Before he spoke,

So he couldn’t shave this morn.

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Old “Redbeard” is going grey

And wants not to stay that way…

Hair coloring he won’t

And wig-wearing remote,

So he shaved it all off today!

–Jonathan Caswell