THE FAST-FOOD HECKLE

 

Decided to get a snack

To counter sugar level impact…

Drove through BURGER KING

And found some heckling,

For bags I had thrown in the back.

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The drive-through gal asked why

Those MCDONALDS bags she spied…

In my back seat,

Why couldn’t I eat

At B.K., twinkling her eyes?

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I tried to explain but stuttered

As she handed my order, I uttered…

I really do care

But B.K. isn’t EVERYWHERE!

And drove off with my backseat so cluttered.

 

–Jonathan Caswell