BACHELOR PAD

 

The resident bachelor

Needed a place to bunk….

The water hose casing was conscience-raising,

But privacy there was sunk.

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Under the old guard shed

Was a space that’ll suit just fine…

A place to lay one’s head,

‘Til the ten PM waking time!

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Best of all, he won’t be disturbed

While taking his long beauty nap…

No one dares look underneath the shed

For fear of a skunk-odored ZAP!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

🙂