In our ante room,

An elfin costume…

Last weekend

As someone’s “pretend”,

Was left here, I assume!

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The actor had other clothes,

As I’m sure the camera shows…

But what of the loot–

This elfin suit–

Has the fact of its absence arose?

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It surely won’t fit me,

Cosplay is out definitely…

Sure hope they come

For this missing one,

Back to rental inventory!

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–Jonathan Caswell