Tag Archives: DID IT TO HIMSELF!

YOU KNOW, HE DOESN’T REALLY MISS HER?

Romantic feelings burst,

Feeling loss–the worst–

Shell-shocked emotion

Cancels devotion,

This bottle quenches no thirst!

–J.E.C.

THE EYES WERE DEFINITELY TOO BIG!

His eyes too big for his stomach,

He ordered too much Chinese coming….

Large wonton soup

Too big to regroup,

And a pu-pu platter o’er-brimming!

He thought he’d get a light

Dinner to be polite….

But gave in

To gluttonous sin,

Did it to himself that night.

It came by delivery,

An extra-large tip gave he…

He has to do

His work and eat too,

Fighting revelry!

–Jonathan Caswell