On N.B.C.’s TODAY,

The English Queen was assayed…

Getting lots of “pounds”

For royal grounds,

Folks wondered what she did for her pay?

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The most Yank reporters command,

Is to see her wave her hand…

Part of the spoof

Is this is proof,

Economically….they should be banned.

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Making fun of a reigning royal,

With sarcasm at a boil…

Makes one think

How low do we sink,

We Yanks just manage to soil!

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The crew laughed aloud,

Like any disrespectful crowd…

Knocking ain’t good

With heads of solid wood,

And reason lost in the clouds!

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–Jonathan Caswell