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CHRISTMAS AT WORK

CHRISTMAS AT WORK

International company

With local custom agrees…

Santa in charge

In America at large,

with his own party!

Kids and parents descend

Upon their rotund friend…

Sugar shock

From plentiful stock

Will please parents no end?

Security’s Santa hat,

Red felt, white trim, all that…

By special order

Secures the border

Putting out the welcome mat!

Balloons red and green

Block the cafe’ camera screen…

Hence they move

Pandemonium cooled,

Making room so Santa can be seen!

–Jonathan Caswell

OPPOSITES ATTRACT AWARD—FOR ME!!!!!!

OPPOSITES ATTRACT AWARD–FOR ME!!!

I want to thank Nellie, the Feline Sweetheart (even if her blog IS entitled “The Cat From Hell”) for nominating me. Her blog address is http://thecatfromhell.wordpress.com/2013/09/23/opposites-attract/.

Don’t know what her “owners” think, but to me she’s been a real sweetie-pie!

I’m not as talented in blogging as Nellie is, but I can at least re-blog my stuff.

Several Fabulous Female Bloggers I’d like to nominate Include:

Robin, at

http://witlessdatingafterfifty.wordpress.com/

Hot Rod Cow Girl, at

http://hotrodcowgirl.wordpress.com/

Dianne Grey, at

http://diannegrey.wordpress.com/

Seyi Sandra, at

http://seyisandradavid.com/

Jessica, at

http://bandcampstories.wordpress.com/

Shannon, at

http://revelationsinwriting.wordpress.com/

Cora (Beyond Life’s Challenges), at

http://coraellevang.wordpress.com/

Paige, at

http://thenicethingaboutstrangers.com/

Doris, at

http://miatedoris.wordpress.com/

Susan, at

http://smalltownworld.wordpress.com/

Megan, at

http://meganhasocd.com/

Kay (Casual-Possibly Nonsensical Ramblings), at

http://imthatkay.wordpress.com/

Brittany, at

http://xbrittanybyers.wordpress.com/

Olga, at

http://olgatodd.wordpress.com/

and…Belinda, at

http://busymindthinking.com/

————

So…applause, all around!!!!

–Jonathan Caswell

(DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PICK AMONG 50 + BLOGGERS WHO ARE WOMEN, FOR THIS?????   THEY ARE ALL WONDERFUL—!!!!)

HAIRCUT TIME!

HAIRCUT TIME!

 

The length of my on-the-sides floss

Is like that of Dilbert’s boss…*

Being called, “pointy-haired,”

Has me running scared

And willing to take the hair loss.

 

–Jonathan Caswell

*Dilbert being a cartoon character (as is his “pointy-haired” boss) in the cartoon drawn by Scott Adams…a favorite series on office cubicles everywhere!!

 

 

ROUGHING IT

ROUGHING IT

 

We hit the tip of the iceberg

Like Titanic, started to drown,

We managed to stay a floating…

When most of our entertainment went down.

We managed to pay the electric

And the rent, so we have a home,

But Cable was lost at the end of the month…

No more TV, internet…or phone!

The post-dated check should reach them,

In time for a mid-month restart…

Entertaining ourselves in the darkness

Is almost a forgotten art.

Yes, we could do THAT, if we wanted,

But how about the rest of the time…

An evening goes slow without TV shows

About the reruns of which we can whine.

My wife sees better with new glasses,

And I have interests in which to dabble…

I’m not much for cards, but what passes

For fun—-we break out the SCRABBLE*.

We discovered how to play CD’s

On the computer Media Player…

And cleaned the off battery contacts,

To find daytime radio fare.

In the Community Room and at work,

I have some access to “this”…

But at home with less to do

We’ve got more time to kiss!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

NOTE*: SCRABBLE is a word game with letter tiles on a board to make interconnecting words for points.

 

HE KNOWS SHE KNOWS

HE KNOWS SHE KNOWS

 

He had not been by for a while,

Perchance she was there with her smile…

He stopped to talk

And eagerly gawk,

She’s gotten to know his style.

In speech he is rather charming,

And many ways he is disarming…

But he’s an older man

Who comes by to scan,

The girl who’s younger and charming.

Another source of entertainment,

He compliments her on her raiment…

And then hobbles on

Singing a song,

His pleasure barely in containment.

 

—Jonathan Caswell