A change in policy,
It doesn’t come to me…
On the outside placed
The exiting faced–
Temptation to grab a treat.
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Of course I pick and choose,
Sandwiches by ones or twos…
Subtly sell
The rest as well,
To in and out bound crews!
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EXCEPT when the cleaners deal,
A whole bowl of chips–unreal–
But they’re okay
With goodies anyway,
I had more than chips for my meal.
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–Jonathan Caswell
A GOOD WORKPLACE
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The place we guard is great,
Though a business it’s top of the slate….
On Memorial Day
The Company’ll pay
For supper, whatever we ate!
(within a certain menu, of course!)
–Jonathan Caswell
2ND SHIFT SING-SONG
(To: “ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP”)
“Stella D’Oro” sesame sticks
Give my wife and I tasty kicks,
Bread sticks taste like sesame
Are the best ’cause they are free!
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Going to have to fill my cup
With cold coffee and drink it up,
Water dispensers all around
To rinse out those coffee grounds.
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Taking a long time til it’s eight
When they must sign out to leave the gate,
Slow enough so I can find
Interesting things from the daily grind!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 