(IMAGE Courtesy “Squatty Potty”)

THE CHAMBER POT SQUAT?

(This is not a product endorsement.)

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The radio claimed “SQUATTY POTTY”

Was much better for one’s body…

Elimination by squat

Healthier than not,

Compared to a sit-down potty!

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The announcer claimed over time

Squatting and our bodies did fine…

But when we sat

Began troubles that,

Would cost us quite a dime.

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His answer for his family,

Was to use the squat, trouble free…

The natural pose

Helped easily dispose

Of all the junk internally!

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So listen for the ad as described,

Don’t wait for the benefits derived….

Write your plot

With benefits of squat,

Be glad that you’re still alive!

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–Jonathan Caswell