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He woke up with the alarm,

Feasted on cold chicken “parm,”

His wife conceded

He’d not be impeded

From taking things slowly and calm.

He called a debt collector,

Before they turned on the detector…

Before the due dated

He remunerated,

Sooner than they expected!

He got his shower and shave,

A handsome visage to save…

The haircut waits

For convenient dates

When he is feeling brave.

A few things were set in motion

For when he has the notion…

To do each chore

Easier than before,

With less complicating emotion!

–Jonathan Caswell