IT’S NOT THERE!

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He went shopping after work,

Feeling like a big jerk…

His bank ATM

Was left home again,

That’s not even worth a smirk!

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He does it every three months or so,

Each time it lays him low…

But not he can do

But resolve to,

Check the wallet the next time he goes!

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He left the munchies and milk,

Feeling like he was self-bilked…

Drove all the way home

Feeling alone,

Driving his car smooth as silk.

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–Jonathan Caswell