Losing bank cards he mutters,
Just as often for lost peanut butter…
But that’s in the car
But the other so far,
Hasn’t been found by one or the other!
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–J.E.C.
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
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EXERCISE AT WORK
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Walked down the long hall tonight
Till the coffee machine’s in sight…
What a dreamer–
There’s no creamer–
Black espresso’s alright!
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–J.E.C.
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2016 (FIRST ONE!)
Because of work, can’t watch,
They might be evenly matched…
Not much screaming
But lots of scheming,
Especially low-level attacks!
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–Jonathan Caswell
UNEDUCATED GUESS
Another fire evacuation,
The last one was an education…
The alarm let go
Before they told the guard so,
A miniature conflagration!
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–J.E.C.
SQUADRON FLYING
Geese flying low over the plain,
Will there be bombardment yet again?…
Step back sighing
From their flying,
For that stuff will surely stain!
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–J.E.C.
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
My boss at work is a magician,
Or so it seems in rendition…
Some days he “sneaks” out–
Cloaked no doubt–
The one time I go for hydration!
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–J. Caswell
A.C. JUST FOR ME!
Escaping the Home Health Aide,
He found he had it made….
The Function Room he
Found cooled by A,C,,
A very nice comforting aid!
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–Jonathan Caswell
TOO MUCH BARLEY?
He put in too much barley,
Making his beef soup gnarley…
A solid block
His soup stock,
His wife did she like it–hardly!
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–Jonathan Caswell
EYE WASH RUNS
EYE WASH RUNS
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Carving furrows in skin,
One wonders what lies within…
This eye wash
That should it slosh,
Bubbles itself through tin?
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–Jonathan Caswell
NEW YEAR’S EVE-VENTUALLY
NEW YEAR’S EVE–VENTUALLY!
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Barely New Year’s Eve,
With the best that our minds conceive…
Rocking parties
for shooting the breeze,
Tend to someone else conceive.
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Resolutions fly,
for most say, “in a pig’s eye”…
Meaning not really
Warming up chilly,
Relations—is it okay to lie?
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Talking of chilly aspect,
Winter has reached us direct…
With ice storms
(How the heart warms),
Like the rest of the nation, we suspect!
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–Jonathan Caswell
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