AND CUSTODIAN, TOO!

 

Security around here

Has lots of stuff to do…

Our job is access control

And sometimes custodian too.

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I “ice melted” the front sidewalk

And just did the back…

I’m glad in this place they are kind

And cut us a little slack.

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We pass out pay and reimbursement checks

And notices from HR too…

We’ve sopped up ponds in the penthouse,

And acting custodians, too!

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And if a cell phone turns up lost

Or a door needs a certain key…

We help in any way we can,

For we are Security!

 

–Jonathan Caswell