The Aussie fashion queen,

Shows her finer things…

she has a mate

Who highly rates,

Whatever in which she’s been seen!

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On race day She alights

In dress and hat–beautiful sights…

Cheers on her horse

(Does it win–OF COURSE!)…

Other horses just see “tail lights”!

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An honest reviewer is she,

Committed to honesty…

If it don’t work

The truth she won’t shirk,

But state failings plainly.

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Notice that leopard skin?

She shot it then climbed on in…

She’s a crack shot

Likely as not,

So that’s why the leopard gave in!

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She doesn’t take tomfoolery,

But gladly shows off jewelry…

Comments are fine

If you toe the line,

If you don’t believe it–ask me!

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—Jonathan Caswell

(some factoids in this poem ARE NOT authenticated!)