Several blondes has he known,
One wanted him for her own…
But on April 10th
She threw in the wrench,
His chances with her were blown!
Another, younger, went red,
Hair colored for the summer she said…
She too had to go,
Infatuated til dead.
The current blonde more his age,
Friends they’ll be at this stage…
Her skirts short
Tempts him to court,
But his wife would lock him back in a cage!**
**NOTE: a mostly fictional account…a composite of several people.