Went to my fave magazine,
Website for the video stream…
What they labeled “FREE”
Was just introductory
To the pay-to-view portions–that’s mean!
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–Jonathan Caswell
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SIGN IN AND YOU TUBE REMEMBERS!
It’s been a long while since I viewed
Anything on You Tube…
Went there tonight
A positive delight,
It remembered my preferences viewed!
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Jonathan Caswell
BLOGGING LIVE!!!!
Unprepared for the day,
Given opportunity to “play”…
My spirit thrives
In cannonball dives,
Can’t let this get away!
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–Jonathan Caswell
FROM “THE MARVELOUS MUMFORD” https://thenewcaz.wordpress.com/
THE ALREADY WHACKED
Across the mid-west it came,
Down from the northern plains…
The already whacked
Need to be prayer backed,
Compassion, love and unplugged drains!
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–J.E.C.
QUARTERS IN THE POCKET!
One roll of quarters in my pocket,
So my Diana can sock it…
To dirty clothes
We have lots of those,
Laundry detergent–we stock it!
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–J.E.C.
‘TOTHER CREW’S TURN!
The second overnight crew,
Hears their Company’s view…
Six-to-twenty months
You’ll need a job at once,
Then “PROBE” Department’s through!
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–J.E.C.
CRIES ABOUT SKIES!
Funny the sudden outbursts,
When weather seems the worst…
Dark too soon
Or seeing monsoon,
A few looked out and cursed.
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–J.E.C.
CATS WITH STICKERS ON HEADS…
Cats with stickers on their heads,
Do they REALLY like that, he said…
Like water on Puss
With little fuss,
They must be especially bred!
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–Jonathan Caswell
HER’S AND HIS C-PAP MACHINES
Vanquishing of snoring,
Is worth not ignoring…
Sleep apnea breath
They both risk death,
Their doctors have been imploring!
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— J.E.C.
MAY I BELONG TO YOU?
May i belong to you,
Needing someone true?…
Myself I’ll share
‘Though can’t lend much hair,
Could you…accept a friend new?
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–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 