CAN’T ESCAPE!!!!

(clearly…a hypothetical situation!  😀  )

Ever have one of those days

When she emits death rays…

No way escape–

Caught by the nape–

When irritation stays.

–

I would NEVER* complain,

But she acts insane…

She points to me

For insanity,

There’s plenty, plenty of blame!

–

Lost in ethereal mist,

She hands me a shopping list…

In my shirt sleeves,

Her action peeves,

But we make sure we’ve hugged and kissed.

–

She got ready to go,

Where are we going, “don’t know…”

No time to spare,

Take it ALL there–

“Why don’t you some good sense grow!”

–

Trying to put it ON ME,

Her uncertainty…

What did I do–

Not follow through–

It’s our common propensity!

–

She does the wash and I write,

Cooling down instead of fight…

I’ll do shopping

While she’s basket-hopping,

We should turn out all right.

–Jonathan Caswell

* NEVER…seriously??????