I really am not a merman,
But I’ll love mermaids when I can…
If they have red hair
The more I’m there,
A swim is part of the plan!
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–J.E.C.
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MERMAIDS ON HIS MIND
Those mermaids on his mind,
Figures dearly defined…
Some seem real
With gender appeal,
Others not so well lined.
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Funny, those ones in the field,
Rarely have such appeal…
He’s seen film clips
Claiming it’s,
A real one–that looks like a seal!
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Still he wonders why
Certain women don’t at least try…
Wearing a tail
On an aquatic trail,
(A new business tells us why!)
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–Jonathan Caswell
SUCCUBUS
SUCCUBUS
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Succubus, a female demon,
Often encountered when dreaming…
Temptress extraordinaire
A seductress rare,
Sexual exploits scheming.
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In olden times attacked men
Who were often grateful then…
for this hot date
Who couldn’t wait
Until any enticement brought in!
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There also were incubus men,
Who showed up seducing women…
The story goes
That libido slows
From too many times with them!
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Modern times changed
The meaning for gender-same…
Her hot date
She shivers for of late,
Until the next that date came.
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Alas I’ve dreamed mermaids as thus,
My adolescent succubus…
Never really happened
With one so nicely sharpened,
An adolescent dream went bust!
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–Jonathan Caswell
MERMAIDS FOR REAL?
MERMAIDS FOR REAL?
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Is it true these folks are real,
Although not fully revealed…
Animal Planet
Takes it for granted
That it can explain the whole deal.
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Looking at their You Tube videos,
Theory and fact hang close…
So=called “marine ape”
Evolves off the Cape
Of African shores they chose.
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Killer whales considered once on land,
So too, say them of merman…
Theory aside
This concept flies
In the face of Creation’s high stand.
–Jonathan Caswell
DREAMING OF MERMAIDS
(huntertrevas.b logspot.com)
DREAMING OF MERMAIDS
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I’ve never wanted to be
A mermaid, ’cause I’m a “he”…
Being a woman is rough,
Thinking like one is tough,
I’d rather let her be the “she”.
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In school Mermaid and Merman,
Poetry shaped as it can….
In Art Class we made
Pictures color inlaid,
The regret of the Merman.
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One blogger I’ve read attests
He’s practiced the drawing of breast”’
His mermaids
Are visual aids
Of anatomical loveliness.
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I dreamt of them more as a teen,
For excitement, if you know what I mean…
Not as much since then–
Probably marriage was when
I had little need then to dream!
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Some artists apply clams
Or weeds to mammary glands…
Suitable to pick
For display in public,
Though many like uncovered glands.
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As I get older
My dreams turn colder…
Mermaid or not
Isn’t as hot,
So generally—I do not.
–Jonathan Caswell
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WATER FAERIES AREN’T MERMAIDS
WATER FAERIES AREN’T MERMAIDS…
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All faeries have colors and wings,
They are such delicate things…
But let a male draw
And soon a flaw
Shows faeries without clothing!
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Mermaids and faeries both
Need not have gender growth…
Stay light and fair
You faeries in air,
Stay away from the man whose an oaf!
–Jonathan Caswell
MERMAID FANCIES
MERMAID FANCIES
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Far from a mere manatee
Mermaids appeal endlessly…
To men on the waves
That sanity saves
Providing female fantasy.
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‘Though the style was once more obese,
The interest of this kind never ceased…
Adolescents too
Experience anew
What helped sailors find some piece.
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He remembered a fantasy groovy
Influenced by a W.C. Fields movie….
With a voluptuous vamp
Disturbing the camp
Of Olympian athletes moody.
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Combined with a mermaid slinky
His adolescent mind edged toward kinky…
It wasn’t X-rated
But clearly demonstrated
His fantasy required some hard thinking.
–Jonathan Caswell
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MAKING MERMAIDS…an illustration from ladyornot.com
This baby is super cute but mine would have to be cuter. It is me after all.
x,
Becca
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