NOBODY CONSIDERS US!

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When Quality Department big-wigs

Move into their brand new digs…

The kitchen will be

Twice as far for me,

Security’s left in the sticks!

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They were going to put an elevator

Where our desk is, till later,

We don’t know when

Or where it goes in,

We;re the LAST to know, until later.

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They say…the sprinkler room is back,

We can use it for our coats and the power pack…

Helping dead cars,

That duty is ours,

Keeping employees on track.

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We monitor video feeds,

Wherever the company needs…

Front, back and sides–

Not much hides–

Especially wildlife bad deeds!

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I see all the doors we once closed,

That function we’ve no longer owed…

Rounds are made quicker

Labor costs slicker,

Only first shift has two guards to close.

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All the other shifts have just one

Guard, including weekends–what fun!–

We sit monitoring

Nearly everything,

From a command post on our buns!

–Jonathan Caswell

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