MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!
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We love Mom Cat Mouse-burgers, Inc.,
She hunts her food by instinct…
Mouse-burgers stuffed
With mouse enough
Makes consuming them succinct.
–Jonathan Caswell
MOM CAT MOUSE-BURGERS!
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THE PERSIAN WITH AN AVERSION
THE PERSIAN WITH AN AVERSION
A story is often told
About a cat so bold…
Ridding the house
Of every mouse
And eating them out in the cold.
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There was a particular persian
Who had a special aversion…
To anything
With squeak or wing,
Found by her, her turf on.
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The carnage became so great,
The cat frequently ate…
She ran aground
Whilst inbound,
And sticks in the cat door of late!
–Jonathan Caswell
FEELS LIKE DECEMBER
FEELS LIKE DECEMBER
At thirty-one, farenheit,
The skunk smells are no more…
Each one must have found a place to stay
And food sources nearby in store.
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The geese in the pond are mighty few,
It may ice up overnight…
There’ll be less deposits on the walk
To clean up at morning light.
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Snow in the midwest may come our way,
Perhaps some by this weekend…
The ski resorts could use revenue
Cold weather’s a snowmaker’s friend.
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A little mouse ran out across my path
Under our canopied walk…
Would he say, “it’s too darn cold for me”
If he were allowed to talk?
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He beelined it for a bed of dry leaves
Near bushes where he could be warm…
His worms must’ve retreated when it got colder,
Like him, they want to ride out the storm.
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 