THE HERMENEUTICS OF LIFE
Pastor Mike and Tuesday Guy,
On Tuesdays, sure do try…
To inform community
Hermeneutically,
With fun-loving pokes in the eye.
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Consider philosophical design
In response to a STOP sign…
Differing theologies prove
Almost no common groove,
On how to interpret the times.
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Pretty much comes down to this,
Is the Bible correct or amiss…
If something is fudged,
How do you judge (?)
Then how can you sleep at night with bliss?
–Jonathan Caswell
BANANA SNACK THEOLOGY
Jesus and His friends in the boat,
They yelled and He kept it afloat…
He took their fear
Away and skies cleared,
So the kids love the banana snack boat!
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On the water–it is watered down–
No wonder no kids stay around…
The power of God
Ignored as odd,
The facts of the story–drowned.
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Why not show that Jesus is King,
Creator, controls everything…
We think of ourselves
Putting faith on shelves,
And learning ’bout God not a thing!
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One point of the story is trust,
Not how a banana is trussed…
Fear in your day,
Sometimes is okay…
Especially if with danger you’ve brushed.
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These lessons oversimplified,
Are why many parents have cried…
As to why their kids
Put Christ on the skids
Preferring in hell to die!
–Jonathan Caswell
Developed from a broadcast of NO COMPROMISE RADIO…on WVNE, 760 AM, 3:30pm to 4:00 pm, today, 5/1/14…concerning an over-simplified lesson of Jesus calming the sea…Mark 4:35-41…and how to better approach the issue.
PASTOR MIKE HITS IT AGAIN!**
Pastor Mike, in knowing God’s will,
Points out that we oft change the drill…
From God’s will to ours
And gain a few scars,
‘Cause the ground we thought ours to till.
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In Matthew 6:33,
The passage misread by many…
“Seek the kingdom of God”
So many find odd,
They think it their devotion to be.
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But what does this verse really mean,
What info we neglect to glean…
Exodus 9: 8-12,
The meaning we would shelve
Is God’s glory in which He is most keen.
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Whatever course glorifies the Lord
The most…is the path to afford…
It’s not about you
Or what you might do,
He is the One to move toward!
–Jonathan Caswell
**From his sermon broadcast Monday, 4/21/14, 3:30-4:00 pm.
on Pastor Mike’s “NO COMPROMISE RADIO PROGRAM”, on WVNE, 760 AM. See http://www.nocompromiseradio.com.
WRONG WAY AROUND
Today on “Tuesday Guy’s”
Program of “No Compromise”…*
Putting friendship first
‘Fore Gospel is cursed,
And seldom will evangelize!
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Somehow we feel we must “earn”
The right to help folks learn…
That Christ is King
Over everything,
Then why do we our God spurn?
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Not putting our witness first,
Fearing friendship reversed…
Putting friends above God
Is extremely odd
Without Christ, we CLAIM life is worse.
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Be it known where I stand,
That Christ is this Poet’s main man…
I will not deny
He is my Guy,
Wishing ALL WOULD submit to His Plan!
–Jonathan Caswell
* “Tuesday Guy (Steve Cooley)” –broadcasting on Tuesdays, 3:30 to 4:00 pm, (interview with Mr. Tony Miano) on WVNE, 760 AM radio (and the podcasts available at http://www.nocompromiseradio.com/) . The “No Compromise Radio Program” airs on 760 AM, Monday through Friday, 3:30 to 4:00 PM. It’s programs are also available on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook.
NOTHING NEW!
“NO COMPROMISE” Radio today
Featured the nonsense displayed…
By denominational quacks
On divergent tracks,
Pushing common sense right away.
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A lady theologian (?) suggests
Replacing Crucifixion by nursing breasts…
The Virgin nursing
She said was less cursing
Than Man-centered violent contests.
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This gal neglected to explain
How payment for sin would be the same…
Even Catholics won’t say
That the Virgin Mary paid
For the sin, only Christ could–and came!
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Embarrassing to be naked on the cross,
Our Lord chose to suffer the loss…
For glory to come
And peace for the ones
Who willingly believe Christ paid their cost.
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I don’t think the Virgin’s breasts bared
Are appropriate visually shared…
That “theologian” didn’t offer
Her own to proffer,
The point being she was justifiably scared.
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Maybe the Ephesus temple
For her, conveniently resembled…
The foolishness heard
That she then conferred
On the conference, being way too mental.
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Does God have mothering–of course—
Jesus’ comments about mother hens wasn’t forced*…
Inserting modern crap
To avoid a Bible tapped,
No wonder her church’s brain and spirit have divorced!
–Jonathan Caswell
*See Luke 13: 31-35
By the Mighty Mumford 