THAT OLD FAVORITE…THE DUTCH RUN*

Some folks deserve a dutch run,

Whether bratty or nuisance or bum…

Grab collar and pants

And forcibly prance

Him out before damage is done!

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Not sure that would work today

With too many lawyers to pay…

With one’s kid

It could be hid,

But anyone else’s–NO WAY!

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Then there’s the matter of size,

Some are too big, realize…

Little boys bend

As you intend

But for bigger, it’s less a surprise!

–Jonathan Caswell

* Not meant as an ethnic slur!!!