BANQUET DINNERS
It’s barely enough for a snack,
But enough for lips to smack…
The garlic in some
Will overcome,
For food, though, it’s on the right track.
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“A good source of protein,” they say,
With starch, salt and a little milk whey…
Macaroni and cheese,
Could I have some, please
Three at once is okay!
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But then, how can you go wrong,
A little bit of dinner for a song…
One dollar a dinner–
On sale, that’s a winner–
Eat bread if that won’t last very long.
–Jonathan Caswell
FLAVOR A-SALT
So much flavor improvement with salt,
Better cook cadre’s
Say with a pinch over left shoulders
To keep the bad luck away.
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A meat room floor sees plenty of it
As butchers ply their skill,
At the end of the day it takes true grit
To wash the floor down real well!
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Because of hypertension
Our diets should use less,
So we are less high blood pressure-prone
And kidneys get a rest.
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Flavor enhancement is salt’s game,
But so hard to do without…
M.S.G. contains sodium,
So what is that all about?
–Jonathan Caswell
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By the Mighty Mumford 