Peanut butter on Swiss,
Whole grain bread–can’t miss–
Nutritious delight
Kept out of sight,
I’ll give you a bite for a kiss!
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I know you can hardly speak,
We’ll be having this for a week…
Now don’t you fret
It’s not all we’ll “et”,
We’ve got hummus and roast beef!
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–Jonathan Caswell
TO DO TANKA
(TAKES TWO—ONE TO WRITE AND MANY MORE TO READ AND APPLAUD!!!!)
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Busted mustard pouch,
Hot dog complains it’s too hot…
Cool down mustard pouch
In the microwave both went,
Hot mustard was never meant!
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Pastrami and cheese,
Make it provolone, yes please!
Made fresh just for you!
Got it from a display case,
Freshly made this week on base.
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Foodies let’s unite,
Find something special to bite…
Sandwiches preferred!
Tiny seeds all over desk,
Now I’ll clean up all this mess!
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–Jonathan Caswell
DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?
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The Missus caught him slick,
Suggesting a fine picnic…
Sores on his foot
Made swimming no good,
‘Though she thought of walking in quick.
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They’ll get a sandwich or two
with cottage cheese to smooth…
Out the upset
They expected to get
When fireworks goes BOOM!!!!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 