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(Assisted by the Mrs.)

In catalogs, Spring fashions,

Don’t have many passions…

The skinny have lots

Some solid some spots,

On plus sizes folks aren’t cashing.

One CAN buy a shapeless float,

Big enough to house a goat…

But as for style,

Little to smile

About or to money devote!

A few things she can brook,

Fashions from last year re-booked…

“Her coat” that I bought

Her attention caught,

In another color–she’s hooked!

–Jonathan Caswell