THE SKUNK THAT SKITTERED
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The cleaning woman just in
To the window beckoned…
Out by flowers
A skunk glowers,
Skitters off like the wind!
–Jonathan Caswell
THE SKUNK THAT SKITTERED
–
The cleaning woman just in
To the window beckoned…
Out by flowers
A skunk glowers,
Skitters off like the wind!
–Jonathan Caswell
BEHIND THAT DOOR…?
On rounds he has a fear,
One door from which may appear…
Out of the dark
A skunk on a lark,
Who may not want him right there.
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The outer door’s often open,
When the chiller machinery’s groping…
For every last breath
Of coolness til death,
In warm weather, screams like it’s choking.
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I once saw a pigeon in there,
Staggering in despair…
Because of that sound
It seemed death-bound,
I imagine it was really scared!
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So unless skunks wear ear plugs,
I’m not likely to meet one who shrugs…
Off all that noise
With regal skunk poise,
He’d rather dig for grubs and bugs!
–Jonathan Caswell
IS IT GONE??
I have not seen that ghostly stripe
For at least a night or two…
Has our resident forager
Quit the current field too?
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I didn’t see him last night,
Nor smelt the skunk perfume…
Has the grub population been decimated
Enough to move on, we presume?
–Jonathan Caswell
MOVING IN??
A skunk has taken up residence
Under the water hose spool…
A man went to water the flowers,
And found the skunk where it was cool.
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It wandered near our door last night,
Gave several people a scare…
I was surprised this afternoon
To find the skunk still there.
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The guy who surprised the once-sleeping skunk
Apparently got a spritz…
The skunk had poor aim when still half-asleep,
The fellow was barely missed. 🙂
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We heard of sleeping dogs and bears
And the dangers of waking up same…
A skunk taking up residence here
Certainly adds to our fame!
–Jonathan Caswell
LATE NIGHT PUNK
A man just went out,
Sprang back with a shout…
He saw a skunk
Nearby that stunk,
Wanting to avoid a rout.
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The skunk looked at him,
Deciding the other’s whim…
They both went their way,
No tomato juice sprayed
At least not needed for him!
–Jonathan Caswell