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BEHIND THAT DOOR…?

BEHIND THAT DOOR…?

On rounds he has a fear,

One door from which may appear…

Out of the dark

A skunk on a lark,

Who may not want him right there.

The outer door’s often open,

When the chiller machinery’s groping…

For every last breath

Of coolness til death,

In warm weather, screams like it’s choking.

I once saw a pigeon in there,

Staggering in despair…

Because of that sound

It seemed death-bound,

I imagine it was really scared!

So unless skunks wear ear plugs,

I’m not likely to meet one who shrugs…

Off all that noise

With regal skunk poise,

He’d rather dig for grubs and bugs!

–Jonathan Caswell

IS IT GONE???

IS IT GONE??

 

I have not seen that ghostly stripe

For at least a night or two…

Has our resident forager

Quit the current field too?

I didn’t see him last night,

Nor smelt the skunk perfume…

Has the grub population been decimated

Enough to move on, we presume?

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

MOVING IN??

MOVING IN??

 

A skunk has taken up residence

Under the water hose spool…

A man went to water the flowers,

And found the skunk where it was cool.

It wandered near our door last night,

Gave several people a scare…

I was surprised this afternoon

To find the skunk still there.

The guy who surprised the once-sleeping skunk

Apparently got a spritz…

The skunk had poor aim when still half-asleep,

The fellow was barely missed.  🙂

We heard of sleeping dogs and bears

And the dangers of waking up same…

A skunk taking up residence here

Certainly adds to our fame!

 

–Jonathan Caswell

 

A LATE NIGHT PUNK

LATE NIGHT PUNK

 

A man just went out,

Sprang back with a shout…

He saw a skunk

Nearby that stunk,

Wanting to avoid a rout.

The skunk looked at him,

Deciding the other’s whim…

They both went their way,

No tomato juice sprayed

At least not needed for him!

 

–Jonathan Caswell