OUR NEW STORM IS HERE!

(sung to “Oh Susanna!”)

Our latest storm has found its way

To our neighborhood…

Rhode Island has begun to sleet,

Having all snow is good!

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Oh, the snowfall

Is fast enough for me…

But will the snow be plowed enough,

When I drive off at three?

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I shoveled out the exit ramp,

The muscles hurt me so…

I started on the front walkway,

Rob said that I could go!

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Oh, this snowstorm

Is fast enough for me…

I wonder if the roads are plowed

When I leave for work at three?

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It seems to be letting up,

We sure don’t need the rain…

Wet, slippery slush is hazardous

Makes driving a real pain!

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Oh, this snowstorm

Has dumped enough for me…

I wonder if the highway’s plowed

By the time I leave at three?

–Jonathan Caswell