LAYING DOWN LIMERICKS

Might not be as good as all that,

But limericks emphasize “twat”…

The juicier kind

Come to mind,

I used to give them a shot.

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Red-faced I often was,

By the subject of which, because…

Mentioning “Twat”

Generally caught

Me up in a fanciful buzz.

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So I will not be caught,

Mentioning the “twat”…

Laying down lines

Of non-sexual kinds,

And fashioning cleaner plots!

–Jonathan Caswell

NOTE:  I will not define “twat”, but those who are really curious may go to limericks.org and be  illuminated, if you wish. 🙂