BAD ELF

Oh, if he had a cell phone

For photoing secretly…

He’d get snapshots of his favorite girls,

Developed to a “T”.

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His camera would not need a flash

‘Twould automatically adjust…

Getting best views that he would choose,

Whether face or form or bust.

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Alas, no such camera does exist,

At least not that he’s aware…

He’ll have to trust to memory

The bodies beyond compare!

–Jonathan Caswell