SASQUATCH AND BIGFOOT
Have you seen Sasquatch and Bigfoot,
Not hearing anything…is it good…
To leave them alone
Undetected to roam.
When they’re barely understood?
On COAST-TO-COAST RADIO, Yeti,**
Have allegedly hooked up with Betty…
But no one admits
The Yeti did it,
Nor a woman with a Yeti as steady.
Unlike alien abduction,
Where victims get no introduction…
Just fuzzy memoriy
And aliens who care for nothing.
Yet humanoid science raises
Opportunity for these crazes…
Few pictures appear
To support what we hear,
But the story always amazes.
** COAST-TO-COAST AM, with George Noory. Yeti is another variation of Bigfoot, in more snowy regions of the world.