TEA–NOT COFFEE!
I am the Cold Coffee King,
The finest in self-hydrating…
When 3rd shift has tea
There’s none left for me,
It’s a walk to the nearest clean spring!*
–Jonathan Caswell
* clean spring…there are filtered water dispensers nearby, down the hallway in both directions a piece.
2ND SHIFT SING-SONG
(To: “ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP”)
“Stella D’Oro” sesame sticks
Give my wife and I tasty kicks,
Bread sticks taste like sesame
Are the best ’cause they are free!
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Going to have to fill my cup
With cold coffee and drink it up,
Water dispensers all around
To rinse out those coffee grounds.
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Taking a long time til it’s eight
When they must sign out to leave the gate,
Slow enough so I can find
Interesting things from the daily grind!
–Jonathan Caswell
By the Mighty Mumford 